Sarah :) 20 years old.
I like wearing comfy clothes and having short hair.

French teacher: okay now say something in french
Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent
— Björk on eccentricity (x)

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You make me want to rip every organ from my body

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Kumail Nanjiani

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believeinprongs:

believeinprongs:

But really can you imagine how much fun Harry would have had with an animagus as a father? James giving little five year old Harry stag-rides on his back prancing along in the backyard, James going to “mow the lawn” and then Harry looks out his…

fairyfoolishness:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

wat

fairyfoolishness:

join-they-said:

Russian medical record written in cursive

wat

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fandomcollector:

He looks so fucking done

fandomcollector:

He looks so fucking done

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doubleentandre:

Once I learn to confidently eat alone in public, I’ll be unstoppable. 

(via lotsawords)

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

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jaclcfrost:

the whole concept of flirting is just lost on me most of the time really. whenever someone is like “oh they were flirting with you” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “were you flirting with them?” i’m just like. what. whenever someone is like “oh you totally were flirting with them!” i’m just like. what. what is flirting. what is going on. what. i have no idea what’s going on. what

(via awkwardlypastel)

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humorous-blog:

michael cera is a national treasure

humorous-blog:

michael cera is a national treasure

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