I like wearing comfy clothes and having short hair.
you go to bed before 11 and I stay up so late that it’s like I live 2 days for every 1 of yours.
unfortunately that means that in my mind tons of time has gone by to forgive you even though you’ve done nothing to make it better.
Casually sitting in my room alone drinking white wine. I miss my best friend :( she left a minute ago…
my dad basically says your early 20’s are when you’re too young for anyone to take you seriously and you’re too old for anyone to feel sorry for you and he is 100% right
The sophomore year of life
The first time someone tried to steal my bag in the subway I panicked and I broke his arm with an umbrella and since then none of my friends will let me forget about this.
If you think this was a badass moment you need to remember I’m 5 ft and my bag was a Lucky Star bag and I was crying while hitting someone much bigger than me repeatedly with a frog-shaped umbrella.
you are my hero
What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group
MY FRIEND WENT TO LONDON AND THIS IS WHAT SHE BROUGHT BACK FOR ME